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A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
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One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the
Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly
afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice
said **YES?**
"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord!
Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a
heavy burden from my heart!"
**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.**
"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain.
Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with
injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people,
mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."
**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?**
"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."
**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.**
At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left
The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.
SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER.